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Dough, the stuff that buys me beer. Ray, the guy who brings me beer. Me, the guy who drinks the beer. Far, a long way to get beer. So, I’ll have another beer. La, I’ll have another beer. Tea, no thanks I’m having beer. That will bring us back to – (reaching the crescendo of […]

I never realized how boring this game was. (Homer Simpson, watching baseball while sober)

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves. (Homer Simpson)

Anti-abortionists believe that life begins at the moment you agree with them.