All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer. (Homer Simpson)
TV Show Quotes Quotes
To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems. (Homer Simpson)
C’mon, Moe. It’s been St. Patrick’s day for hours now and I’m not drunk yet! (Homer Simpson)
When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! (Homer Simpson)
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose… it’s how drunk you get. (Homer Simpson)
If you can’t solve their problems with therapy, solve them with drinking. (Niles Crane)
Don’t have a cow, man! (Bart Simpson)
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? (Homer Simpson)
Suppose we’ve chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we’re just making him madder and madder. (Homer Simpson)
If TV has taught me anything, it’s that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to the Smurfs, and it’s going to happen to us. (Bart Simpson)
