Every morning I wake up and think good, another 24 hours’ pipe-smoking.
Smoking Quotes
I am glad I do not have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.
Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.
Cancer cures smoking.
Cigarettes dull the faculties, stunt and retard the physical development, unsettle the mind, and rob the persistent user of will power and the ability to concentrate.
Christians in Norway are so shocked when they hear that Christians in England drink that their mouths drop open and their cigarettes fall right out!
Dogs smoke in France.
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
Tobacco exports should be expanded aggressively because Americans are smoking less.
