Sleep Quotes

When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed,and calm refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.

Did you ever notice how waking up takes all the joy out of sleeping?

Like many other customs such as singing, dancing, music, and acting, sleep has crept into popular favor as part of a religious ceremony. Nowhere can one go to sleep more easily than in a church.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.

Men tire themselves in the pursuit of sleep.

If you snooze you loose.

The only one I can remember is that if all the people who go to sleep in church were laid end to end they would be a lot more comfortable. Mrs.

Think of your own faults the first part of the night when you are awake, and the faults of others the latter part of the night when you are asleep.

Don’t go to sleep, so many people die there. (often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain)

He who stands, lives, he who sleeps, dies.