It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid.
Physics Quotes
If all this damned quantum jumping were really here to stay, I should be sorry I ever got involved with quantum theory.
Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are the conditions, now what happens next?
A quantum mechanic’s vacation, Had his colleagues in dire consternation. for while studies have shown, That his speed was well known, His position was pure speculation.
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical reasons, but that’s not why we do it.
There once was a fellow named Blight Whose speed was much faster than light. He sat off one day In a relative way and returned on the previous night.
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics… Do not keep saying to yourself, if you can possibly avoid it, “But how can it be like that?” Because you will get “down the drain”, into an alley from which nobody has yet escaped. Nobody knows how it can be like that.
There is one terrifying word in the world of nuclear physics – Oops!
A conflict in the known laws of physics means a failure to grasp a deep truth.
Quantum mechanics: the dreams that stuff is made of.
