The average Ph. D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
Ph. D. Quotes
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B. A., M. D., or Ph. D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J. O. B.
Being a Ph.D. is a permanent condition, like the Catholic priesthood – or herpes.
When there are two Ph. Ds in a developing country, one is head of state and the other is in exile.