Paranoid Quotes

Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It’s easy to criticise, but if everybody hated you, you’d be paranoid, too.

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.

I’m paranoid. I tried to join Paranoids Anonymous. They wouldn’t let me know where the meetings were.

I avoid paranoid people, as most of them want to kill me anyway.

I think you’re the opposite of a paranoid. I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.

I’ve always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.

Paranoia will get you through times of no enemies better than enemies will get you through times of no paranoia.

Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It’s easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you’d be paranoid too.

Even a paranoid can have enemies.

The world is a Bad Neighborhood. And it’s two o’clock in the morning.