By the time you are 80, you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
Old Quotes
To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.
People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my 87 birthday. I tell them a paternity suit.
I’m not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You’re as old as you feel.
I was always taught to respect my elders and I’ve now reached the age when I don’t have anybody to respect.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
There is no such thing as ‘on the way out’ as long as you are still doing something interesting and good; you’re in the business because you’re breathing.
The reason we’re doing this now is because I’m booked to play Pasadena the week of my 100th birthday. (during a TV special ostensibly to celebrate his 100th birthday)
Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.
