Newspaper Quotes

If a newspaper prints a sex crime it’s smut, but when the New York Times prints it, it’s a sociological study.

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Whenever the press quits abusing me I know I’m in the wrong pew. I don’t mind it because when they throw bricks at me – I’m a pretty good shot myself and I usually throw ’em back at ’em.

Early in life I had noticed that no event is ever correctly reported in a newspaper.

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

The old saw says, “Let a sleeping dog lie.” Right. Still, when there is much at stake it is better to get a newspaper to do it.

Winston dialed “back numbers” on the telescreen and called for the appropriate issues of the Times, which slid out of the pneumatic tube after only a few minutes’ delay. The message he had received referred to articles or news items which for one reason or another it was thought necessary to alter, or, as the […]

No American newspaper will print anything contrary to its own interests.

There are two forces that can carry light to all corners of the globe – the sun in the heavens and the associated press down here.

Never believe in mirrors or newspapers.