News Quotes

Anything that begins “I don’t know how to tell you this” is never good news.

And these same people that tolerate the real violence of war don’t want to see the result of it on the nightly news. Unlike the rest of the world, our news coverage of this war remains sanitized, without a glimpse of the blood and gore inflicted upon our soldiers or the women and children in […]

No news is good news.

There is good news tonight.

Don’t hate the media, become the media.

Never listen to newscasts. Saves wear and tear on the nervous system.

To mis-state or suppress the news is a breach of trust.

It has been my experience that what most viewers and readers are most unhappy about is not that journalists slant the news, but that we don’t slant it their way.

Remember, you only have that space because some advertiser wouldn’t buy it.

These are the big media hogs: there’s NBC, owned by GE; ABC, a product of Disneyworld; CBS, part of the Viacom conglomerate; CNN, from the AOL Time Warner herd; and Fox, spawned by Rupert Murdoch’s British-based empire. These global giants dominate America’s airwaves, meaning they already hog the newsfeed that we get in our supposedly-democratic […]