Never Quotes

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: “Never get involved in a land war in Asia.” But, only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!”

Never be afraid to sit awhile and think.

Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words “large” or “size” with “rear end”. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.