Never slap a man who chews tobacco.
Never Quotes
To learn and never be filled, is wisdom; to teach and never be weary, is love.
Never trust a man with short legs-brains too near their bottoms.
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
Never lend books, for no one ever returns them. The only books I have in my library are books that other folks have leant me.
A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: “Never get involved in a land war in Asia.” But, only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!”
Never be afraid to sit awhile and think.
Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words “large” or “size” with “rear end”. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
Amplifying on the things improperly attributed to him, Yogi said: “I never really said all those things I said.”
