Why aren’t you signed up for the 401K? I’d never be able to run that far. (“Dilbert”)
Investment Quotes
Bulls make money and bears make money, but pigs seldom do.
How does something like this happen? How do people spend ten years buying and selling something with junk in the name, and then say “Oh my God, you mean those weren’t good investments? They sounded so great! Junk bonds. We thought we couldn’t go wrong with a name like that.”
Only when the tide goes out do you discover who’s been swimming naked.
As far as I am concerned, the market doesn’t exist. It is there only as a reference point to see if anybody is offering to do anything foolish. When we invest in stocks, we invest in businesses.
The more you chase the Holy Grail of short term performance, the less you get in long-term results.
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
