Internet Quotes

We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.

Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation… A graphical representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding.

The trouble with the Internet is that it’s replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

Hooked on Internet? Help Is a Just a Click Away.

The internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.

The visionaries keep telling us that help is just around the corner in the form of intelligent agents, systems that will figure out our interests and tastes and take us unerringly to exactly the information we are looking for. But it’s clear that the people who glibly describe these things haven’t ever watched a flesh […]

The Moving Finger blogs; and, having blogged, Moves on: fortunately my Piety and Wit Can lure it back to cancel half a Line, and all my Tears wash out a Word of it Thank goodness for delete functions.

I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though she’s too young to have logged on yet. Here’s what I worry about. I worry that 10 or 15 years from now, she will come to me and say ‘Daddy, where were you when they took freedom of the press away from […]

The Internet is as persistent as it is potent, an indelible and uncontainable presence in the culture. In fact, the Internet isn’t separate from the culture at all; it “is” the culture. All the trash, flotsam and spillage of our society gets its moment there, where the tiniest obsession has its spot on the shelf, […]

It is sometimes said that enough monkeys typing on enough typewriters will, given enough time, produce the entire works of Shakespeare. The usenet has demonstrated conclusively that this is not so.