The naked intellect is an extraordinarily inaccurate instrument.
Intelligent - Intelligence Quotes
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level. (“Dilbert”)
What a man’s mind can create, man’s character can control.
A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.
Brains are like hearts – they go where they are appreciated.
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. (“Dilbert”)
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
If you spend all of your time arguing with people who are nuts, you’ll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.
We grow too soon old and too late smart.