Intelligent - Intelligence Quotes

There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.

No one is satisfied with his fortune, nor dissatisfied with his intellect.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

Let’s see, I was four years old and they tried to test my IQ. They showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me, “Which one is different? It does not belong.” They taught me that different was wrong.

Intelligence is the diamond and intellectualism only the facets. I’ve known many a beautifully faceted rhinestone.

The worst thing to be known as is intelligent. If that happens, we’re doomed. Please do not call me intelligent. Call me outrageous. I’d rather be called sleazy than identified as intelligent. (On what it takes to succeed on daytime television)

We regard intelligence as man’s main characteristic and we know that there is no superiority which intelligence cannot confer on us, no inferiority for which it cannot compensate.

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?