Insults Quotes

Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

A room temperature IQ.

It’s hard to believe that he beat out other sperm.

Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

One neuron short of a synapse.

A gross ignoramus – 44 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

I am going from bad to Hearst.

With deep regret I have concluded that General of the Army Douglas MacArthur is unable to give his wholehearted support to the policies of the United States Government and of the United Nations in matters pertaining to his official duties. In view of the specific responsibilities imposed upon me by the Constitution of the United […]