I’m rubber, you’re glue, it bounces off me and sticks to you.
Insults Quotes
He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate.
Not every ass has long ears.
She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
This employee should go far – and the sooner he starts, the better.
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.
Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his friends for his life. (On a Macmillan cabinet shuffle)
He’s the kind of man who picks his friends – to pieces.