Insults Quotes

It’s hard to believe that he beat out other sperm.

Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

One neuron short of a synapse.

A gross ignoramus – 44 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.

Takes him hours to watch 60 minutes.

Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we’ll get some fluid and embalm each other.

His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there’s scarcely a hole in it anywhere.