Take that bone out of your nose and call me back.
Insults Quotes
Go, and never darken my towels again.
I am sitting in the smallest room of my house. I have Herr Reger’s organ pieces before me. In a moment they will be behind me. (1906-The Variations and Fugue on a theme by Satie were to be his last work, for the day after completing it Reger died from a heart-attack brought on, it […]
An incautious congressman playfuly ran his hand of Nick’s shiny scalp and commented, “It feels just like my wife’s backside.” NIck instantly repeated the gesture. “So it does,” he replied.
I didn’t like the play. But I saw it under unfavorable circumstances – the curtains were up.
He can’t help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth. (on misstatements made by George Herbert Walker Bush)
Her mind is so open that the wind whistles through it.
The right honorable gentlemen’s smile is like the silver fittings of a coffin. (On Robert Peel)
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
Personally I have no enthusiasm for organized jeering sections but I hold that the spontaneous right of raspberry should be denied to no one in America.
