Insults Quotes

A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.

I wish I’d known you when you were alive.

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

A cherub’s face, a reptile all the rest.

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.

She’s afraid that if she leaves, she’ll become the life of the party.

Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.

The highest point to which a weak but experienced mind can rise is detecting the weakness of better men.

Don’t point that beard at me, it might go off.

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.