Insults Quotes

I am sitting in the smallest room of my house. I have Herr Reger’s organ pieces before me. In a moment they will be behind me. (1906-The Variations and Fugue on a theme by Satie were to be his last work, for the day after completing it Reger died from a heart-attack brought on, it […]

An incautious congressman playfuly ran his hand of Nick’s shiny scalp and commented, “It feels just like my wife’s backside.” NIck instantly repeated the gesture. “So it does,” he replied.

I didn’t like the play. But I saw it under unfavorable circumstances – the curtains were up.

He can’t help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth. (on misstatements made by George Herbert Walker Bush)

The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can’t ignore it, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh at it; if you can’t laugh at it, it’s probably deserved.

Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.

A little emasculated mass of inanity. (about Henry James)

He strains his conversation through a cigar.

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.

He has no more backbone than a chocolate eclair.