Don’t point that beard at me, it might go off.
Insults Quotes
He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.
Take that bone out of your nose and call me back.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
I am sitting in the smallest room of my house. I have Herr Reger’s organ pieces before me. In a moment they will be behind me. (1906-The Variations and Fugue on a theme by Satie were to be his last work, for the day after completing it Reger died from a heart-attack brought on, it […]
An incautious congressman playfuly ran his hand of Nick’s shiny scalp and commented, “It feels just like my wife’s backside.” NIck instantly repeated the gesture. “So it does,” he replied.
I didn’t like the play. But I saw it under unfavorable circumstances – the curtains were up.
He can’t help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth. (on misstatements made by George Herbert Walker Bush)
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can’t ignore it, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh at it; if you can’t laugh at it, it’s probably deserved.
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
