Your ears are like flowers. Cauliflowers. Your lips are like petals. Bicycle petals. Your teeth are like stars. They come out at night.
Insults Quotes
An agile but unintelligent and abnormal German, possessed of the mania of grandeur. (about Friedrich Nietzsche)
He made enemies as naturally as soap makes suds.
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
Some day I hope to meet you. When that happens you’ll need a new nose, a lot of beefsteak for black eyes, and perhaps a supporter below! (To Paul Hume, a music critic, after Hume had written an unfavorable review about Margaret, Truman’s opera-singing daughter.)
He (George Bernard Shaw) hasn’t an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him.
The loudest boos always come from those in the free seats.
Never insult a writer. You may find yourself immortalized in ways you may not appreciate.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception.
I can’t believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
