You never know what makes some people tick until they begin to unwind.

Insanity is my only means of relaxation.

What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.

I haven’t lost my mind, it’s backed up on disk somewhere.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re OK now. t-shirt.

There is, in fact, a difference between crazy and insane. A crazy person will walk down the street shooting people. An insane person will do it in a clown suit.