Insanity is my only means of relaxation.

What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.

I haven’t lost my mind, it’s backed up on disk somewhere.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re OK now. t-shirt.

There is, in fact, a difference between crazy and insane. A crazy person will walk down the street shooting people. An insane person will do it in a clown suit.

I don’t normally think, and when I do, I don’t think normally.

Reality is the #1 cause of insanity among those who are in contact with it.

Insanity: grounds for divorce in some states, grounds for marriage in all.

All you need to start an insane asylum is an empty room and the right type of people.