What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.

I haven’t lost my mind, it’s backed up on disk somewhere.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re OK now. t-shirt.

There is, in fact, a difference between crazy and insane. A crazy person will walk down the street shooting people. An insane person will do it in a clown suit.

I don’t normally think, and when I do, I don’t think normally.

Reality is the #1 cause of insanity among those who are in contact with it.

Insanity: grounds for divorce in some states, grounds for marriage in all.

All you need to start an insane asylum is an empty room and the right type of people.

In the old days, crazy meant something, now days, everyone is crazy.