Idiots Quotes

The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic.

I’ve had that feeling all my life. I never heard anybody else call it that. A guardian idiot: a little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me… only he’s a complete imbecile.

Solemnity is the shield of idiots.

The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.