Husbands Quotes

My husband will never chase another woman. He’s too fine, too decent, too old.

The better the workman, the worse husband.

The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or what you wear, is a husband who always notices what you cook and what you wear.

A husband is a plaster that cures all the ills of girlhood.

A woman who has made fun of her husband can love him no more.

A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying.

But all husbands are geese, though our pride it may shock, From the first ’twas ordained so by Nature I fear; Ould Adam himself was the first of the flock, And Eve, with her apple sauce, cooked him, my dear.

If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?