American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.
Husbands Quotes
On the tombs of her seven husbands the notorious Chloe placed the inscription “The Work of Chloe.” How frank!
Fat generally tends to make a man a better husband. His wife is happy in the knowledge she is not married to a woman chaser. Few fat men chase girls, because they get winded too easily.
Let it first be established that more sagging husbands fancy unattached women than are fancied by them.
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate?
If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier – and also a good deal more foolish.
