A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.
Husbands Quotes
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
My husband will never chase another woman. He’s too fine, too decent, too old.
The better the workman, the worse husband.
The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or what you wear, is a husband who always notices what you cook and what you wear.
A husband is a plaster that cures all the ills of girlhood.
A woman who has made fun of her husband can love him no more.
A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying.
But all husbands are geese, though our pride it may shock, From the first ’twas ordained so by Nature I fear; Ould Adam himself was the first of the flock, And Eve, with her apple sauce, cooked him, my dear.
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
