Husbands Quotes

What could he know of sky and stars, or heaven’s all hidden life. Who did not see in his own house the knave that kissed his wife.

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the savior of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in […]

There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

His Honor was of the opinion that the defendant had a right to whip his wife with a switch no larger than his thumb, and that upon the facts found in the special verdict he was not guilty in law.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.

But oh ye lords of ladies intellectual, Inform us truly – have they not henpecked you all.

Husband and wife come to look alike at last.

The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain disdain; he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is their father.

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.