A bad wife wishes her husband’s heel turned homewards, and not his toe.
Husbands Quotes
Don’t worry. If you keep him long enough he’ll come back in style.
One can always recognize women who trust their husbands. They look so thoroughly unhappy.
A good husband should be deaf and a good wife should be blind.
I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that’s the way it is, period.
When I have you for my husband, I will hold you fast with chains of love and devotion so that you shall never leave me, or love anyone as long as I can love and comfort. (They married in 1884)
Serve your husband as your master, And guard against him as a traitor.
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature – and another woman to help him forget them.
Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don’t hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.
Don’t stay long when the husband is not at home.
