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Humor Quotes
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
I did not intend to write a funny book, at first. I did not know I was a humorist. I have never been sure about it. In the middle ages, I should probably have gone about preaching and got myself burned or hanged.
Satire should, like a polished razor keen, Wound with a touch that’s scarcely felt or seen.
Cheerfulness is the atmosphere in which all things thrive.
Humor is the chocolate chips in the ice cream of life.
Humor is medicine for many a trouble, and a dose of is good for most of our ills. It relieves nervous tension and acts as a shock absorber for the bumps of life.
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
A jest breaks no bones.
There is nothing more serious in man than his sense of humor. It is the sign that he wants all the truth and sees more sides of it than can be soberly and systematically stated.
