Unbeknownst to most historians, Einstein started down the road of professional basketball before an ankle injury diverted him to science. (“The Far Side”)
Humor Quotes
I once worked as a salesman and was very independent. I took orders from no one.
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
When your IQ rises to 28, sell.
By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry. (“Far Side”)
My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world.
Managing to have a sense of humor makes it a lot easier to manage people.
Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison. (Stanislaus Leszczynski)
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
It is a difficult thing to like anybody else’s ideas of being funny.
