The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.
Humor Quotes
Few sinners are saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say “How to Build a Boat.”
Sex: The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot – but I always found them.
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed.
I am not sure what this is, but an ‘F’ would only dignify it.
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
