Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
Humor Quotes
When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
May all who love the Lord, love you and those who don’t love you, may the Lord give them a limp so you can see them coming.
I don’t want to start Any blasphemous rumors, but I think that God’s got a sick sense of humor, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.
The early worm gets eaten.
Anybody who hates dogs and children can’t be all bad.
The world of fools has such a store – That he who would not see an ass – Must bide at home, and bolt his door, And break his looking – glass.
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
Truth in advertising? Then it wouldn’t be advertising!
