24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Humor Quotes
We made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.
I just saw my first department store Christmas tree. It’s hard to believe it’s August already.
If we don’t change direction soon, we’ll end up where we’re going.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, “Why were you going so fast?” I said, “See this thing my foot is on? It’s called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it.”
For some reason a glaze passes over people’s faces when you say “Canada.” Maybe we should invade South Dakota or something.
The nearest approach to immortality on earth is a government bureau.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
