Humor Quotes

The maxim of the tyrant, “If you would rule the world quietly, you must keep it amused.”

Seven days without laughter makes one weak.

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

No, it wasn’t fame that distorted Fields (W.C.). It was sickness and the clutching fear of being discarded to die on the Hollywood rubbish heap. If he must play a nasty old drunk and be publicised as a nasty old drunk in order to work on the Edgar Bergen radio show, then so be it. […]

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Cheerfulness keeps up a kind of daylight in the mind, filling it with a steady and perpetual serenity.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality.

Humor comes from self-confidence. There’s an aggressive element to wit.

Humor looked in the mirror… and saw Love.