Women are still doing the lion’s share or three quarters of housework at home – even though they are working. They have two burdens.
Housework Quotes
You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.
For fixing things around the house, nothing is handier than a man with a checkbook.
Women are dirt searchers; their greatest worth is eradicating rings on collars and tables. Never mind real-estate boards’ corruption and racism, here’s your soapsuds. Everything she is doing is peripheral, expendable, crucial, and nonnegotiable. Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first – hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.
Housework can kill you if done right.
The average man has a carefully cultivated ignorance about household matters – from what to do with the crumbs to the grocer’s telephone number – a sort of cheerful inefficiency which protects him.
