A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
Housework Quotes
The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn’t.
I have no taste for slavery, but I deny that these chores (household) are its consequence. They have always seemed to me to have a natural, invincible attraction for us, for I have felt it in all periods of my life and they have sometimes calmed great agitations of the mind. Their influence is mind-numbing […]
There’s no real need to do housework – after four years it doesn’t get any worse.
Men “can” clean of course, but women “do” clean
Whenever the laws and the customs of a country permit an arrangement whereby a woman can be discarded because she has dishpan hands, she becomes the slave, not of the dishpans, but of man.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived.
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.