No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Housework Quotes
People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing’s as eternal as the dishes.
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she’s a householder.
Every cock is proud on his own dung hill.
I would be content being a housewife if I could find the kind of man who wouldn’t treat me like one.
I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.
A tidy house holds a bored woman.
Each suburban housewife spends her time presiding over a power plant sufficient to have staffed one palace of a Roman emperor with a hundred slaves.
Life is like an oven. It burns my buns.
Elbow -grease is the best polish.
