House Quotes

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

Smoke, rain, and a scolding wife, are three bad things in a house.

No one can say of this house, “There is no trouble here.”

You may laugh at a friend’s roof; don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.

The house does not rest upon the ground, but upon a woman.

Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.

Who does not know how terrible are those preparations for house-moving; – how infinite in number are the articles which must be packed, how inexpressibly uncomfortable is the period of packing, and how poor and tawdry is the aspect of one’s belongings when they are thus in a state of dislocation.

It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.

One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house.

He that troubleth his own house Shall inherit the wind. (Proverbs 11:29)