Hospitals Quotes

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.

The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Looking out of a hospital window is different from looking out of any other. Somehow you do not see outside.

Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier’s office.