Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.
Hospitals Quotes
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Looking out of a hospital window is different from looking out of any other. Somehow you do not see outside.
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier’s office.
Do not believe that any man will become a physician unless he walks the hospitals. And I am sure that no one will become a minister or a comforter unless he lies in the hospital as well as walks through it, and has to suffer himself.
