I think that anyone who comes upon a Nautilus machine suddenly will agree with me that its prototype was clearly invented at some time in history when torture was considered a reasonable alternative to diplomacy.
Health Quotes
To safeguard one’s health at the cost of too strict a diet is a tiresome illness indeed.
The waist is a terrible thing to mind. (“Ziggy”)
Use three physicians still; first Doctor Quiet, Next Doctor Merry-man and Doctor Diet.
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
Cheerfulness is health; its opposite, melancholy, is disease.
Dad: Bug bites build character. Calvin: Yeah, and last year you said diarrhea builds character. Dad: So think what a fine young man you’re growing up to be. Calvin: If all this character doesn’t kill me first. (“Calvin and Hobbes”)
