Health Quotes

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

If I don’t have a project going, I don’t feel like I’m connected to anything. I don’t even think it’s that healthy for me. I like to get out of bed and have a purpose.

That “Baywatch” look, I don’t know if that’s really attainable. There’s just too little water in the skin. Like, it’s fake; it looks CGI’d. And that required Lasix, powerful diuretics, to achieve. So I don’t need to do that. I much prefer to have an extra, you know, 2 to 3 percent body fat.

I do a lot of CrossFit, I do a lot of Peloton. I challenge myself every morning.

When they told me, “We think you’ve got Tourette’s,” I was like, “Do you know what? That makes so much sense.”

My shoulder twitches when I am excited, happy, nervous or stressed. It is something I am living with: it’s not as bad as it looks.

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

I often say a great doctor kills more people than a great general.