He who goes to bed, and goes to bed sober, Falls as the leaves do, and dies in October; But he who goes to bed, and goes to bed mellow, Lives as he ought to do, and dies an honest fellow.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
The first draught a man drinks ought to be for thirst, the second for nourishment, the third for pleasure, the fourth for madness.
A drunk man’s tongue is a sober man’s mind.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
When there are a lot of drunk people about to drive home, drive as fast as you can. It is a lot harder for drunk people to hit you that way.
May your health be like the capital of Ireland – Always Dublin!
Here’s to those who wish us well, as for the rest, they can go to Hell!”
God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world!
Best while you have it use your breath – There is no drinking after death.
