And God said, ‘Let there be vodka!’ And He saw that it was good. Then God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And then He said, ‘Whoa – too much light’.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
A soft drink turneth away company.
A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end – and in the meantime it is good to drink a sip of vodka.
Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who the hell you are, I think. I’m not under the affluence of incohol, Like some tinkle peep I are.
Everybody should believe in something – I believe I’ll have another drink.
Beware of the man who does not drink.
May the winds of fortune sail you, May you sail a gentle sea. May it always be the other guy who says, “this drink’s on me.”
May you – Work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it’s being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman.
Here’s to Fire! Not the fire that takes down houses and shanties, But to the fire that takes down trousers and panties!
Let’s drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman’s ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse’s ass of me.
