A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
He is not drunk gratis, who pays his reason for his shot.
Lips that touch liquor will never touch mine.
Booze is the answer. I don’t remember the question.
‘Tis clear, since Brandy kill’d Tom’s scolding wife, that drinking rids us of the cares of life.
When your companions get drunk and fight, take up your hat and wish them good night.
I must have a drink by eleven, it’s a deed that must be done. If I can’t have a drink by eleven, I must have eleven by one.
These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they used to, and half the time they aren’t even fit to drink.
A drink is shorter than a tale.
