Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
I’m not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
Stone cold sober.
It’s just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink.
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
Alcohol preserves everything except secrets.
He who quarrels with a drunken man injures the absent.
Remember I before E, except in Budweiser.
A bartender is a temporary pharmacist with a limited inventory.
