It’s just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink.
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
Alcohol preserves everything except secrets.
He who quarrels with a drunken man injures the absent.
Remember I before E, except in Budweiser.
A bartender is a temporary pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I pray thee let me and my fellow have A hair of the dog that bit us last night.
And God said, ‘Let there be vodka!’ And He saw that it was good. Then God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And then He said, ‘Whoa – too much light’.
A soft drink turneth away company.
