There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
Alcohol preserves everything except secrets.
He who quarrels with a drunken man injures the absent.
Remember I before E, except in Budweiser.
A bartender is a temporary pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I pray thee let me and my fellow have A hair of the dog that bit us last night.
And God said, ‘Let there be vodka!’ And He saw that it was good. Then God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And then He said, ‘Whoa – too much light’.
A soft drink turneth away company.
A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end – and in the meantime it is good to drink a sip of vodka.
Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who the hell you are, I think. I’m not under the affluence of incohol, Like some tinkle peep I are.
