Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I […]
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
Oh, I have been to Ludlow fair And left my necktie God knows where And carried, halfway home or near Pints and quarts of Ludlow beer; Then the world seemed none so bad, And I myself a sterling lad; And down in lovely muck I’ve lain, Happy till I woke again. Then I saw the […]
I am a drinker with writing problems.
When I got into the street I grew very drunk and miserably sick, so that I had to stop in many closes in my way home, and when I got home I was shockingly affected, being so furious that I took up the chairs in the dining-room and threw them about and broke some of […]
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn’t know how to play them when I was drunk.
That whole TGIF thing was cute for about an hour, and that was 65 years ago when someone first said it on the radio. Not cute anymore, time to start bombing these locations. TGI Fridays, if I had a place like that you know what I would call it? HSIOW, Holy Shit It’s Only Wednesday. […]
Churchill, whose fondness for drink was well known, was scheduled to make a speech before a small gathering. The chair introduced him by saying: “If all the spirits consumed by Sir Winston were poured into this room, it would reach up to here on the wall.” He drew a line with his finger at about […]
For a bad hangover, take the juice of two quarts of whiskey.
The boppers flat their fifths. We consume ours.
Well I had a little feeling to have a big night And woke up feeling small and not so brave and not quite right I had to face the ‘Who am I?’ and ‘Where is she? What did I do?’ But worst of all I had to face the big light The big light came […]
