Licker talks mighty loud w’en it gits loose from de jug.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
I like liquor – its taste and its effects – and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
That whole TGIF thing was cute for about an hour, and that was 65 years ago when someone first said it on the radio. Not cute anymore, time to start bombing these locations. TGI Fridays, if I had a place like that you know what I would call it? HSIOW, Holy Shit It’s Only Wednesday. […]
Churchill, whose fondness for drink was well known, was scheduled to make a speech before a small gathering. The chair introduced him by saying: “If all the spirits consumed by Sir Winston were poured into this room, it would reach up to here on the wall.” He drew a line with his finger at about […]
For a bad hangover, take the juice of two quarts of whiskey.
The boppers flat their fifths. We consume ours.
Well I had a little feeling to have a big night And woke up feeling small and not so brave and not quite right I had to face the ‘Who am I?’ and ‘Where is she? What did I do?’ But worst of all I had to face the big light The big light came […]
Flowers should be viewed when half open, wine should be drunk only to subtle intoxication; there is great fun in this. If you view flowers in full bloom and drink to drunkenness, it becomes a bad experience. Those who are living to the full should think about this.
More people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
Drunkards are doomed to hell, so men declare, Believe it not, ’tis but a foolish scare; Heaven will be empty as this hand of mine, If none who love good drink find entrance there. (Omar Khayyam)
