Drink Water, Put the Money in your Pocket, and leave the Dry-bellyach in the Punchbowl.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
Students of literature understand that tragedy doesn’t include hangovers. No matter how acute, the pain of hangovers can’t rise above farce.
Sobriety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes. Not through mere perversity do men run after it.
There’s more old Drunkards than old Doctors.
One drink is plenty; two drinks too many, And three not half enough.
If merely “feeling good” could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.
If you can’t solve their problems with therapy, solve them with drinking. (Niles Crane)
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.
As for the Brandy, “Nothing extenuate” And the water, “Put naught in in malice.”
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
