If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a sixgun in my holster, I’d carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smartaleck cowboy said something like “Hey, look. He’s carrying a soldering iron!” and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, “That’s right, it’s a soldering […]
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That humanity at large will ever be able to dispense with Artificial Paradise seems very unlikely. Most men and women lead lives at the worst so painful, at the best so monotonous, poor and limited that the urge to escape, the longing to transcend themselves if only for a few moments, is and has always […]
Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation.
Licker talks mighty loud w’en it gits loose from de jug.
I like liquor – its taste and its effects – and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
He that drinks fast pays slow.
I often sit back and think, “I wish I’d done that,” and find out later that I already have.
There’s no absolutes in life – only vodka.
Drink Water, Put the Money in your Pocket, and leave the Dry-bellyach in the Punchbowl.
Students of literature understand that tragedy doesn’t include hangovers. No matter how acute, the pain of hangovers can’t rise above farce.
