The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he’s carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he’s carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you’re drunk.
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
He that for sake of Drink neglects his Trade, And spends each Night in Taverns till ’tis late, And rises when the Sun is four hours high, And ne’er regards his starving Family; God in his Mercy may do much to save him. But, woe to the poor Wife, whose Lot it is to have […]
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a sixgun in my holster, I’d carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smartaleck cowboy said something like “Hey, look. He’s carrying a soldering iron!” and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, “That’s right, it’s a soldering […]
That humanity at large will ever be able to dispense with Artificial Paradise seems very unlikely. Most men and women lead lives at the worst so painful, at the best so monotonous, poor and limited that the urge to escape, the longing to transcend themselves if only for a few moments, is and has always […]
Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation.
Licker talks mighty loud w’en it gits loose from de jug.
I like liquor – its taste and its effects – and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
He that drinks fast pays slow.
