If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer.
It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.
Those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of drink.
Teetotalers seem to die the same as others, So what’s the use of knocking off the beer?
Drunkenness is not a mere matter of intoxicating liquors; it goes deeper, far deeper. Drunkenness is the failure of a man to control his thoughts.
Strong drink stupefies a man and makes it possible for him to forget; it gives him an artificial cheeriness, an artificial excitement; and the pleasure of this state is increased by the low level of civilization and the narrow empty life to which these men are confined.
In Texas you can mix alcohol and live ammunition and call it a family outing
If a body can just find oot the exac’ proper proportion and quantity that ought to be drunk every day and keep to that, I verily throw that he might leeve forever without dying at all, and that doctors and kirkyards would go oot o’ fashion.
I distrust a man who says ‘when.’ If he’s got to be careful not to drink too much, it’s because he’s not to be trusted when he does. (The Maltese Falcon)
