I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
There’s more old Drunkards than old Doctors.
One drink is plenty; two drinks too many, And three not half enough.
If merely “feeling good” could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.
If you can’t solve their problems with therapy, solve them with drinking. (Niles Crane)
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.
As for the Brandy, “Nothing extenuate” And the water, “Put naught in in malice.”
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the fools he must come in contact with every day.
Claret is the liquor for boys; port, for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.
