It is a mistake to think that Acerra reeks of yesterday’s liquor: Acerra always drinks till next morning.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
In the bottle discontent seeks for comfort, cowardice for courage, and bashfulness for confidence.
I don’t drink; I don’t like it – it makes me feel good.
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Melancholy, indeed, should be diverted by every means but drinking.
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat, hairy girls.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
I must entreat you to be scrupulous in the use of strong liquors. One night’s drunkenness may defeat the labors of forty days well employed.
