If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
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Melancholy, indeed, should be diverted by every means but drinking.
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat, hairy girls.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
I must entreat you to be scrupulous in the use of strong liquors. One night’s drunkenness may defeat the labors of forty days well employed.
If you drink like a fish, don’t drive – swim.
When I realized that what I had turned out to be was a lousy, two-bit pool hustler and drunk, I wasn’t depressed at all. I was glad to have a profession.
Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.
I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.
Everyone loved him… and if you loved him, we all knew, you pleaded with him at some point. Or you drove him to A. A., waited outside the church until the meeting was over, and drove him home again. Or you advanced him whatever you could afford so he could travel to Ireland to take […]
