I drink because she nags, he said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He’s a lush and she’s a shrew.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
I woke up Sunday morning With no way to hold my head that didn’t hurt And the beer I had for breakfast wasn’t bad So I had one more for desert Fumbled thru my closets, thru my clothes And found my cleanest dirty shirt And I washed my face and combed my hair Stumbled down […]
Short-term amnesia is not the worst affliction if you have an Irish flair for the sauce.
Then here’s to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts – for support rather than illumination.
If die I must, let me die drinking in an Inn.
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one.
You make any number of promises when you have been drinking all evening. Next morning you won’t keep one. Drink in the morning, Pollio.
One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.
