I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one.
You make any number of promises when you have been drinking all evening. Next morning you won’t keep one. Drink in the morning, Pollio.
One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.
It is a mistake to think that Acerra reeks of yesterday’s liquor: Acerra always drinks till next morning.
I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
In the bottle discontent seeks for comfort, cowardice for courage, and bashfulness for confidence.
I don’t drink; I don’t like it – it makes me feel good.
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
